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T-Zone
The T-Zone is where ya find the links that jus' don't fit anywhere else. Ya know, the REALLY GOOD STUFF! 
 

 

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Energy Fiend (t-zone) Caffeine: The cause of, an' solution to, all of my problems. Be sure to check out the tab "Death By Caffeine".
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Turn Your Head (t-zone) This company will turn your profile into a cup for $150. Kinda odd addition to yer home decor.
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TXRD: Lonestar Rollergirls (t-zone) All I know is what I see on A&E's Rollergirls (of which I'm addicted), but all-girl roller derby has never been more rock 'em, sock 'em, an' REAL! 
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The Comedy Outpost (t-zone) Comedy fun from my buddy, Scott Everett Burger!
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Duff's (t-zone) Best Bar to Drink a Dollar PBR and Head-Bang With the Ghosts of Alcoholics! Brooklyn!
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Googoth (t-zone) Search engine for those with nocturnal tastes.
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Anubico (t-zone) Death, where is thy sting? Cool stuff for the morbidly inclined!
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Tombstone Generator (t-zone) Save time, prepare yer grave marker today.
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Church Sign Generator (t-zone) Somethin' to offend almost ever'one....hopefully!
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Ricky & Ronnie's (t-zone) "Cruise-In Diner" Diner caterin' to the hot rod an' classic car enthusiast. Located in Torrance, CA.
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Skulls Direct (t-zone)  Makers of fine skull props. For all of yer skully needs!
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Schroederville (t-zone) The art of Sheryl Schroeder. See it to believe it!
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HearseLife.com (t-zone) "one comedian, one hearse, one festival, thirty-one nights....RESTING IN PEACE" Sounds pretty good to me!
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The Recent Past Preservation Network (t-zone) Saving the really cool buildings, homes, etc. of the post-World War II era. Don't lose our cool! 
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Speedcult (t-zone) Are ya into hearses, hot rods, or tikis? Then let's go shoppin'! Bitchin' metal art an' decor!
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Gothic Vinyl (t-zone) "Unusual window applications for the discriminating driver" Jus' 'cause ya've already got yer HEARSE DRIVER sticker don't mean ya can have more bitchin' stickers!
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About-Arts.com (t-zone) A directory for all yer comic book related needs. Don't be shy.
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PUSHIN' DAISIES.COM (t-zone) Your online death shop! Owned and operated in Allenhurst, NJ by a licensed funeral director.
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REALLY SCARY (t-zone) Your link to all things scary: flix, TV, comics, games, toys...
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R.I.P. Furniture (t-zone) "Welcome to the coolest, hell infested and macabre coffin furniture website for people who wish to possess coffin furniture that's TRULY AFFORDABLE!"
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Make Your Own Coffin (t-zone) ...Purse, that is! A craft for all you nightbreed out there.
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CadaverJack Gothzine (t-zone) "Gothzine will cover many topics of interest for the gothic, punk, & unusual community... although, many of these things may prove interesting to just about anyone."
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Death Becomes You (t-zone) "One Stop Shopping For The Curious Mind"
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Coffin It Up (t-zone) Custom made coffins an' coffin shaped jewelry.
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Heavenly Hearses (t-zone)" It is one of the finest collection of European coaches on the web."
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Steven Vincent - Humor and Artwork (t-zone) Twisted site-he has a skewed sense of humor!
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J.K. Potter--Embrace the Mutation (t-zone) Collection of interesting and unusual “symbolic images”
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The Nightowl's KISS YOUR FACE (t-zone) Ever wanted to know what yer favorite stars would look like in KISS makeup? Me neither, but this is still a gas!!!
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VillianSupply.com (t-zone) Your best online source for everything EVIL. If you are a supervillain, mad scientist, warlord, dictator, or despot, then this is the place for you.
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Scott Everett Berger (t-zone) "If you can't talk to yourself, who can you talk to?" Stand-up comedian, comic, actor, emcee, funny guy, an' damned nice fella!
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Lord Buckley.com (t-zone) Hipsters, flipsters, an' finger-poppin' daddies, knock me your lobes...
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Death and Dementia (t-zone) Even more dark an' twisted sites than our site! I'm so envious!
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The Museum of Talking Boards (t-zone) Over 100 years of talking boards! An' you thought Ouija was the only one.
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Internet Archive: Wayback Machine (t-zone) Wanna see your fave web sites in their early days? Take a trip in the Wayback Machine!
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White Trash World (t-zone) For those of us who are, an' for those who wish they were.
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City Morgue Gift Shop (t-zone) Offers a wonderful selection of fun toys, t-shirts with bizarre, morbid sayings, stickers, Munsters collectibles, collectible skeletons and skull-shaped collectibles, and over 100 different celebrity death certificates!
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The Salem Witchcraft Papers (t-zone) Verbatim transcripts of the 1692 Salem witch trials.
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Salem Witch Museum (t-zone) Museum focused on the witch hysteria of Salem, MA
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RaveLinks (t-zone) Don't stay in lookin' at this web site, find the raves in your area tonight! Don't forget to buy the shiny, sparkly, flashy stuff too!
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Toxic Toons (t-zone) Take the clones of Ed "Big Daddy" Roth, Dr. Seuss, an' Tex Avery, put 'em in a blender an' set it on "frappe". Then ya might end up with Eric Pigors, the wonderfully twisted artist of "Toxic Toons"! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! 

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Omar Jazz Morticians (t-zone) Surreal! Shriners in a hearse! Go get 'em Agents of SORP!
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Jaceweb (t-zone) The heat of the Inland Empire musta got to these guys. Check out my friend Goat's '76 hearse, The Scapegote! Man, I DIG that coach! More pix of The Scapegote in Mortal Images.
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The New Orleans Historic Voodoo Museum (t-zone) Enlightening tour of the fascinating world of voodoo.
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Von Dutch Originals (t-zone) The granddaddy of the pinstripe an' kar art!
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Mouse Studios (t-zone) Hot rod an' rock 'n' roll art by one of the greats...Stanley Mouse!
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My Sweetest Angel (t-zone)
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RollingStart! Doomed Racing Hearses (t-zone)

 

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Return to the Masque (t-zone)

 

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Booger County Police Beat (t-zone) TOO FRIGGIN' FUNNY!!! From The HEARSE DRIVER's birthplace.
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Ghosts and Legends of the Queen Mary (t-zone) If ya can't go in person, this is the next best thing.
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OK, call me immature, twisted, and obsessive. But... I LOVE COMIC BOOKS!

Marvel Comics (t-zone) Spider-Man, X-Men, The Fantastic Four, Captain America.
DC Comics (t-zone) Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern.
Dark Horse Comics (t-zone) Concrete, Star Wars, Usagi Yojimbo.
Image Comics (t-zone) Spawn, Savage Dragon, Kiss: Psycho Circus.
Chaos Comics (t-zone) Lady Death, Purgatori, Chastity.
Top Cow Comics (t-zone) Rising Stars, Witchblade, Tomb Raider
NBM (t-zone) Don't miss "(After)Life in Gothland". It's hilarious! 
Oni Press (t-zone) Blair Witch Chronicles, The Coffin, Whiteout.
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Gothic Gardening (t-zone) If you have a green, er...black, er...green thumb.
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The Death Squad Page of Random Stupidity (t-zone) Sounds like it was made for me, huh?
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Zombie Alert (t-zone) Every home should have at least one.
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Comic Book Legal Defense Fund (t-zone) FIGHT CENSORSHIP!!! Support the CBLDF.
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Friends of Lulu (t-zone) Comic Books aren't for boys only! Support FOL.
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Coop's World (t-zone) Devil Girl, my Devil Girl...[sigh]
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KITHfan.org (t-zone) Buddy Cole, Gavin, Chicken Lady, Sir Simon Milligan, Hecubus. 'Cause their BAD!
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Bettie Page - A Goddess (t-zone) Orb the goddess in all her glory!
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A Shrine for Bettie Page (t-zone) 18 years and over, please. 
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Bettie Page Page (t-zone) Even more to go ga-ga over!
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The Eyes and Thighs of Bettie Page (t-zone) Think I'm obsessed?
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H.R. Giger (t-zone) Father of the biomechanoid. (It's pronounced "geeger," not gyger.)
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Nightmarez Cafe (t-zone) A little horror, a little music. Stop in and say "hey" to Vampi and the ice cream man.

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The Munsters: The First Family of Fright (t-zone) The name says it all! [02/11/00]
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LA Coroner (t-zone) T-shirts, stickers, and all other excellently morbid items.[03/03/00]

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The Bettie Page (t-zone) What's better than Coop's devil girls? The ORIGINAL Devil Girl! Dig it![03/17/00]

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The Daily .WAV (t-zone) You'll dig these sounds... and there's a LOT of 'em![03/31/00]

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International Trepanation Advocacy Group (t-zone) DON'T, DON'T, DON'T EVER DO THIS!!![04/14/00]
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Pin-Up Zone (t-zone) Yowza, baby! They'll rock your roll!!! 18 and over, please.[06/09/00]

 

 

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