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Bier Essentials
I was jus' thinkin'. Maybe some o' y'all don't know what that "psycho" HEARSE DRIVER'S talkin' 'bout. So, for yer assistance, here's a list of some o' more common terms of our little community an', hopefully, accurate definitions.

If we missed a word or term that ya'd like to see here, or, more likely, our definition is inaccurate, jus' e-mail us at CONTACT.

 

 

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BIER PINS Pins found within the coffin area of a hearse used to secure the coffin and prevent its shifting while being transported.

There are two basic types: adjustable and fixed. Adjustable prevent forward and back movement. Fixed prevent lateral movement.

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CARVED-PANEL STYLE A style of hearse discontinued in the 1940's, evidenced by ornate carved depictions on the hearse's sides of draperies or columns. Ornamentation may be of wood, pressed metal, or pressed metal over wood.
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CASKET The funeral industry preferred term for coffin. Also used to describe the rectangular CASKET as opposed to the hexagonal COFFIN.
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CASKET KEY A device resembling a crank, used to lower and lock the lid of a coffin.
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COACH Another term for hearse.
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CHURCH TRUCK An acordianated (is that a word?) device used to support and transport a coffin to and from the funeral vehicle. Also used to support the coffin for the funeral service.
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COFFIN The container for the dearly departed (Duh!). Also considered synonymous with TOE-PINCHER.
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COMBINATION STYLE In small towns that couldn't afford both a hearse and an ambulance, the "combo" could do both. Equipped with a removable roof light and storage for medical equipment and supplies, as well as "jump seats" for attendants.
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END SERVICING The most abundant style of hearse. Equipped with rollers and skids on the floor of the coffin compartment enabling easy loading and unloading of the coffin through the rear door only.
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ENDLOADER Another term for a end servicing hearse.
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FIRST-CALL CAR A less ornate vehicle used for transportation of the deceased from place of death, hospital, medical examiner, etc. to the mortuary. Usually resembling a station wagon or van. Also known as a service car.
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FLOWER CAR A vehicle resembling an El Camino used for transporting the deceased under a bed of flowers. Can be used for carrying flowers only. Has a compartment under the flowers for a coffin. More popular east of the Rocky Mountains than west.
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FUNERAL CAR Generic term for any funeral vehicle: hearse, flower car, service car, or limousine. Funeral industry preferred term.
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FUNERAL COACH A vehicle used for transporting the deceased for burial ceremonies. Ornate and luxurious. 
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HEARSE FUNERAL COACH.
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KRINKLE TOP A type of paint that wrinkles as it dries, used on roofs of some hearses. Resembles vinyl but is more durable.
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LANDAU BAR The "S" shaped trim on both sides of "laundau-style" funeral vehicles. Based on the hinge/support device of the 19th century landau carriage.
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LANDAU BOW Another term for landau bar.
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LANDAU IRON Yet another term for landau bar.
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LANDAU STYLE Style of hearse with no extreme rear side windows, with ornamental landau irons. Came into vogue in the 1930's and remains the most popular style.  Resembles the landau carriage of 19th century: The most luxurious of carriages and, thus, a status symbol.
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LIMOUSINE STYLE A style of hearse with windows on the sides from front to back, enabling easy viewing of the coffin during a funeral procession.
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SERVICE CAR Funeral industry preferred term for first-call car.
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SIDE SERVICING A style of hearse equipped with a rear pivoting/rolling table which is equipped with its own rollers, skids, and bier pins, enabling loading/unloading the vehicle from the extreme rear door as well as the side back doors. The table can be motorized or manual. Less prevalent than the end servicing and no longer built.
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SIDELOADER Another term for side servicing.
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TOE-PINCHER A style of coffin that is hexagonal in shape, common in Europe and Asia, and pre-20th century United States. Example
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THREE-WAY No not that kind of 3-way! Another term for a side servicing hearse.
 

 

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