Interred: January 31, 2000

I am now up to my ass in spam an', contrary to all evidence, I don't need to grow my penis (or my breasts), eliminate debt, buy Canadian medications, or see barely legal teens! So to combat this, an' so I don't delete yer email by mistake (my apologies to ya if I already have), I'm providin' a few guidelines:

If ya wanna send us anythin', ask The HEARSE DRIVER a question, or jus' say howdy, send it to hearsedriver@REMOVEhearsedriver.com (delete the "REMOVE" part befoe ya send it), an' please start yer email subject line with the words "HEARSE DRIVER" in capital letters. Then ya can write whatever ya want in the subject line. This'll prevent me from deletin' it.

If ya wanna tell us 'bout any problem with the site or have any website questions, send 'em to webmaster@REMOVEhearsedriver.com (again, delete the "REMOVE" part), an' start yer email subject line with "HEARSE DRIVER" in capital letters.

I know this is a pain, but spam is worse....an' I don't wanna miss yer mail. Thanx for the help!

'Til Later,