HEARSE DRIVER Sticker


Well, look at dat! The HEARSE DRIVER'S sellin' shtuff....the greedy bastard!
HEARSE DRIVER T-Shirts Ya asked for it, ya got it! HEARSE DRIVER t-shirts are now available! Get one to cover yer naked body! These T-shirts are high-quality 100% cotton Hanes Beefy-T's in happy black with depressin' white art! Now ya can be well dressed when ya flip-off the world! Get 'em while the gettin's good!
Front	Medium - XL: US$15.00 2XL - 5XL: US$20.00 (Sorry, we're sold outa small & medium sizes.)	Back

HEARSE DRIVER Vinyl Stickers Get yerself a sticker for yer hearse, tomb, or hell....I mean office! These high quality vinyl stickers are available in 3 bitchin' colors, an' they're jus' the rights size for blatant web site promotion, 8" long an' 3" wide. They stick to most anything, but they look best on the rear window of a hearse! Stickers are available in 3 "undead" colors:
Ghost White US$2.00	Blood Red US$2.00	Funeral Purple US$2.00

HEARSE DRIVER Bumper Stickers Feel like tweakin'' the norms a li'l? Then getcher HEARSE DRIVER bumper stickers! This'll give 'em somethin' to talk about in therapy! Available in 2 styles:
Goth SUV US$5.00		Got Formaldehyde? US$5.00
Shippin' is included!!! Jus' send a check 'r money order to :
	S. McElhaney PMB # 336 6444 E. Spring Street Long Beach CA 90815-1500
(DO NOT make checks or money orders payable to "Hearse Driver") Please specify t-shirt size an'/or sticker color or style, an' include a return address....DUH! Checks'll take 7 days to clear before we can ship.
AVAILABLE WHILE SUPPLIES LAST Subject to cancellation when I run the hell out of 'em!
Hey kids, remember what The HEARSE DRIVER says: "They're better than a sharp stick in the eye!"