Interred: January 31, 2000

 

 

 

 

....Eureka...Superior...Sayers & Scovill...Miller-Meteor...Cotner-Bevington...Flxible...Henney...Hess & Eisenhardt...Crane & Breed...Cunningham...Brantford...Leo Gillig...Knightstown...Siebert...Economy...Memphian...Comet...National...Barnette...Weller...Pinner...Acme...McClain...AHA...Eagle...Federal...Krystal...Wolfington....

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This site is for those who are unsatisfied with doing what is expected of them. Those whose tastes run beyond the "normal" and mundane. For those who just piss people off! 

-The HEARSE DRIVER

 

THIS COOL ENOUGH FOR YA?

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bulletMORTAL IMAGES Funeral cars, funeral folk, bitchin' rods, an' pix too odd to tell, including The HEARSE DRIVER's baby, "Lily", an' her leopard-skin lined coffin.
bulletMORBID OCCASIONS Calendar of hearse, horror, goth, kar kulture, an' other wicked events! Find 'em! Post yer own! See ya there!
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LAST WORDS Our bulletin board. So reach out and grab someone! Lets hear your stories, the latest news, or just leave us your fave links to the Weird Wide Web!

bulletFINAL LINKS Links to all things weird an' wonderful. WARNING! This ain't for everyone, but it is different! 
bulletCLASSIFIED RIDES Where buyers an' sellers get together. Post your coach, parts, & coffins or post your wanteds. Updated OFTEN!
bulletHEARSE CHAT Back by unpopular demand! Open 24/7! Moderated by The HEARSE DRIVER every Wednesday at 11pm Eastern time, 8pm Pacific. 
bulletDE-COMPOSITIONS Who says the dead can't write? A collection of notes, articles, epitaphs, obituaries, and various funeral oration.
bulletI WANT A HEARSE! GIMME! GIMME! Got some lean green burnin' a hole in yer pocket? Lookin' for the darkest ride o' yer life? Yer wish is my command!
bulletCONDOLENCES Remember to visit our guest book and sign in... or sign away your soul! We're buyin' 'em by the dozen an' passin' the savings on to you!
bulletBIER ESSENTIALS New to the hearse drivin' community? Don't understand what the hell ever'one's talkin' 'bout? Come here an' learn the lingo! Talk like a HEARSE DRIVER! Amaze yer friends! Annoy yer family!
bulletGETCHER BANNERS HERE! If you're cool enough to link to us, the least we can do give ya a banner!
bulletYOUR TWISTED OPINION Where your vote REALLY counts! Even if it is just for fun.
bulletMEMORIAL What do ya know, awards! An' my guidance counselor said I'd never amount to anything.
bulletBLAME! All the great people and websites we wanna thank, 'cause without their help none of this'd be possible. So blame them!

 

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"Hearsedriver"  

 

By E.J. Wells

from his forthcomin' CD "Boca Diablo"

 

 

E.J. Wells BITCHIN' full-length CD

  "Rhyolite"

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Don't forget to read

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Revised: October 04, 2006

 

 

 

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