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Mark's Tombstone
Mark, owner of Mark's Crypt De Ville, has come up with a pretty damned bitchin' way to decorate his yard:

"Everyone has reproduction headstones so I went one better and acquired some real ones. These are NOT stolen! (just not something I do). They were legitimately given to me...read below. 

Here's the story of how I acquired actual headstones for my Halloween parties: I drove past a local headstone maker and noticed a heaping pile of old stones which appeared to be scrapped. I stopped in with my coach one day and spoke to the owner. It turns out that they were badly misprinted, damaged, and otherwise unusable. Some were also there due to families purchasing new ones to accommodate more names. They were actually quite happy to get rid of them. I have about six of them with the one pictured being the oldest and my favorite. It is "planted" on the edge of my property near the woods. I like seeing the looks on unsuspecting visitor's faces when I tell them it came with the house."
 

 

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