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Which of the followin' statements apply to ya? Votin' closed: 07/05/2005

1.	I own a hearse.	33 (29%)
2.	I own more than one hearse.	3 (3%)
3.	I don't own a hearse, but I'd like to.	54 (47%)
4.	I don't own a hearse, an' I don't want to.	2 (2%)
5.	I work in the funeral biz an' own a hearse.	4 (3%)
6.	I work in the funeral biz an' don't own a hearse.	0 (0%)
7.	I'm a goth and own a hearse.	11 (10%)
8.	I'm a goth and don't own a hearse.	8 (7%)
9.	I don't dig hearses.	0 (0%)

"PASSED" TWISTED OPINIONS
The Twisted Topic	Your Twisted Opinion	The HEARSE DRIVER'S Twisted Opinion
9. What are yer skills as a hearse mechanic?	I can exorcise almost any demon in a hearse....almost. (35 votes)	I'm a mechanical moron....but I'm learnin'. (17 votes) [Hey, at least I can do a tune-up now!]
8. What size HEARSE DRIVER T-shirt would ya wear....if there was such a thing?	XLarge (9 votes)	XLarge (9 votes) [That's funny, these used to be looser...]
7. How many hearse clubs do ya belong to?	None, but I'd sure like to! (35 votes) [Second Place went to: None, an' I wouldn't belong if ya paid me!!! (12 votes). In other words, 18% of our visitors are pretty hostile to hearse clubs! YIKES!!!]	More than one (8 votes) [Third Place]
6. What's the most irritatin' thing 'bout ownin' a hearse?	Stupid comments from everyday morons! (58 votes)	Some asshole's proclaimed himself "The Hearse Driver"! (16 votes) [Yes, I irritate myself!]
5. What are ya gonna do now that Halloween's over?	Get a hearse for next year (13 votes) & Nothin' different, 'cause every day feels like Halloween (13 votes) [Our first tie!]	Nothin' different, 'cause every day feels like Halloween (13 votes)
4. What's yer fave Halloween tradition?	Cruisin' around in my hearse (7 votes)	Cruisin' around in my hearse (7 votes) & "Halloween Sex" (5 votes) [Hey, I couldn't make up my mind!]
3. What are ya most tired of hearin'?	Is there a body in there?(18 votes) [What do your (parents, wife, etc.) say? Got no votes, so evidently ever'one's family's OK with their rides. Cool!]	Is there a body in there? (18 votes) [Hell, I'm tired o' hearin' it too!]
2. A hearse is good for...	Scarin' old folks an' kids (9 votes) ["Pickin' up boys" got 0 votes an' so did "pickin' up girls". So I'm figurin' either most of ya are married or yer scarin' the crap outa the opposite sex!]	Freakin' out the squares (8 votes)
1. What does the Grim Reaper drive?	'59 black Superior-Cadillac hearse (11 votes) [Thanx to the person that voted for "'70 cream & black Superior-Cadillac hearse". There'll be a little somethin' extra in your paycheck!]	'64 black Lincoln Continental (1 vote. Jus' mine.)