Interred: January 31, 2000

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"Gather around Cats and Kittens…… and lemme tell ya somethin….Do youse all have a problem you can’t solve? Does your employer not let you have the days off you so desire? Have you broken up with that certain someone and they just don’t seem to get the message. Can’t seem to solve that problem. Well lemme tell ya about this new group in town, yup, the boyz are back in town, we call em the PROBLEM SOLVERS. They make residential calls, commercial calls, and even calls to your favorite nightclub to get rid of that unwanted date. AND to make disposal of that certain someone a little easier, they even have their own hearse, additional charge of course, but it saves that extra step of removing that pesky problem that you have encountered. And with gas prices at an all time high, save yourself the wear and tear on your own vehicle and have them remove the unwanted debris.

So give da boyz a call, be one of the first 50 customers and receive a free Problem Solvers T shirt… so ladies call 555-6666 and wash that man right out of your hair. And for that extra tuff pesky problem that just won’t go away, da boyz even have the capability to bring out da dogs, extra charge of course. So give em a call today, and see that problem go away."